Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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