The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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