I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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