i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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