There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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