I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
