theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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