Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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