I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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