not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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