I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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