Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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