Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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