escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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