drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
