Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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