How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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