Do vagina's smell?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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