And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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