today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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