Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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