No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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