ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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