im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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