Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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