So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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