The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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