I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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