I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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