His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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