is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
