How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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