Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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