he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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