how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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