Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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