p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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