I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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