She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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