I cannot find my penis.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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