he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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