I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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