"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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