it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
