ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sext me about skeletons
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize