So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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