I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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