Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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