The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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