Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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