Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
