oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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