erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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