i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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