sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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