have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
