trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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