We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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