Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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