I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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