Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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