I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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